Follow these simple rules and you will survive the zombie apocalypse:
1) Cardio: You must have good cardio to escape a zombie. If you can't run, you're gone.
2) Beware of Bathrooms: There is only one way in or out. Also, avoid closets and other places that only have one way in or out. If you go in while a zombie is chasing you, you are not coming out alive.
3) Seatbelts: Driving around and you slam on your breaks cause a zombie pops out? Without a seatbelt you're flying into the arms of a zombie.
4) Doubletap: During a zombie apocalypse, always carry a weapon. When using a gun, always place a second shot into the zombie to ensure the zombies death.
5) No Attachments: Family and friends will hold you back and force you to make crazy decisions. Without them, you're free to do what you want with no concerns other than your own survival.
6) Travel with a Group: When selecting this group refer to rule #5. Also, it is best to choose people you can easily outrun so the zombie decides to eat you as a last resort.
7) Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: Most likely they will not realize it is a zombie coming after them and so the zombie will have easy pickings rather than taking you.
8) Kill with Efficiency: Choose a weapon that is easy to use and one that you can use over and over again for encounters with more than one zombie.
9) Guns are for Hunting, not Zombie Killing: Refer to rule #8. Guns need reloading and that takes time you don't have.
10) Be Quiet: The world is ending. DO NOT squeal like a little girl. It will be easier for the zombies to find you.
11) Know Your way Out: Poorly planned escapes leave you running right into the zombies arms.
12) Don't be a Hero: Saving someone is not worth becoming a zombie.
13) Limber Up: Stretch out when you have time so you don't pull a muscle in the middle of fighting a zombie. Pulling a muscle turns you into a zombie meal.
14) Blend In: Find yourself in need of a hiding place? Just dress up as a zombie and blend in with everyone then you'll be fine.
15) Find the Right Shelter: Shelter on wheels is the best option for a quick get-a-way if necessary.
16) Zombies Can't Climb: If you need a break, find high ground.
17) Be Ruthless: Show no mercy.
18) God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are ruthless and ready to kill. If you run into one, add him into your group and when in need of escape, run while he's in the middle of battle. He won't even realize what happened and you won't be a zombie meal.
19) No Drinking: Obviously it is difficult enough to fight off zombies sober. Try fighting them off drunk and you'll end up a zombie meal.
20) Check the Back Seat: Just got into a new car? Check the back seat for zombies or you will be a goner.
21) Enjoy the Little Things: It's the end of the world as you know it. Don't sweat the small stuff and do the things that you have fun with. Break the law a few times; there's no one there to stop you!
22) Shoot First: Think Second.
Good luck to everyone in their endeavors! I hope these will help you to survive the coming zombie apocalypse!
2) Beware of Bathrooms: There is only one way in or out. Also, avoid closets and other places that only have one way in or out. If you go in while a zombie is chasing you, you are not coming out alive.
3) Seatbelts: Driving around and you slam on your breaks cause a zombie pops out? Without a seatbelt you're flying into the arms of a zombie.
4) Doubletap: During a zombie apocalypse, always carry a weapon. When using a gun, always place a second shot into the zombie to ensure the zombies death.
5) No Attachments: Family and friends will hold you back and force you to make crazy decisions. Without them, you're free to do what you want with no concerns other than your own survival.
6) Travel with a Group: When selecting this group refer to rule #5. Also, it is best to choose people you can easily outrun so the zombie decides to eat you as a last resort.
7) Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: Most likely they will not realize it is a zombie coming after them and so the zombie will have easy pickings rather than taking you.
8) Kill with Efficiency: Choose a weapon that is easy to use and one that you can use over and over again for encounters with more than one zombie.
9) Guns are for Hunting, not Zombie Killing: Refer to rule #8. Guns need reloading and that takes time you don't have.
10) Be Quiet: The world is ending. DO NOT squeal like a little girl. It will be easier for the zombies to find you.
11) Know Your way Out: Poorly planned escapes leave you running right into the zombies arms.
12) Don't be a Hero: Saving someone is not worth becoming a zombie.
13) Limber Up: Stretch out when you have time so you don't pull a muscle in the middle of fighting a zombie. Pulling a muscle turns you into a zombie meal.
14) Blend In: Find yourself in need of a hiding place? Just dress up as a zombie and blend in with everyone then you'll be fine.
15) Find the Right Shelter: Shelter on wheels is the best option for a quick get-a-way if necessary.
16) Zombies Can't Climb: If you need a break, find high ground.
17) Be Ruthless: Show no mercy.
18) God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are ruthless and ready to kill. If you run into one, add him into your group and when in need of escape, run while he's in the middle of battle. He won't even realize what happened and you won't be a zombie meal.
19) No Drinking: Obviously it is difficult enough to fight off zombies sober. Try fighting them off drunk and you'll end up a zombie meal.
20) Check the Back Seat: Just got into a new car? Check the back seat for zombies or you will be a goner.
21) Enjoy the Little Things: It's the end of the world as you know it. Don't sweat the small stuff and do the things that you have fun with. Break the law a few times; there's no one there to stop you!
22) Shoot First: Think Second.
Good luck to everyone in their endeavors! I hope these will help you to survive the coming zombie apocalypse!